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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

11.06.2025 01:22

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

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HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.